The great American Midwest!
What's gone wrong with it's youth?

Toppersbazaar at least has a line of questioning:
Let's face it folks if you are a bazaar reader not residing in this part of the country you may be asking yourself "who gives a hoot?" The answer is simple. Everyone! For it is our collective and bound tax dollars that are going to pay for these future "walking drains on our economy". Yes The bazaar has spent a solid 13 years watching the very future of this country play it's Playstations and XBox's straight into oblivion. When I first arrived in Denver and set up shop my employees came from the same pool as they do today. Yes I had the classic "east meets nowhere" culture shock. but this difference was not so stark as to have me near insanity. Now when I think that these little undeveloped brains are to one day band together into a loosely fitting demographic known heretofor as "generation Y" I come closer and closer to cracking each day. Forgive me as I slide into a stream of conciousness piece that speaks of these critters. For it is their variations and the sheer crazyness of it all that will be reflected in the paragraphs to come...I'm SURE OF IT....In fact I can feel it coming on like some amazonian flue...It's like I've been bitten by a tropical mosquito and now I sit in a pool of sweat. probably brought on by the fear overcoming me as I begin to look into pandoras box. As I begin breaking down the various aspects of our present day youth my mind begins to spin causing me to spew forth the following information like symptoms of some kind of sad sickness. Like a man hurling at the site of a car crash with it's victims lying dead and wasted in a pool of blood ......but I must look. We all must look in fact it is our duty to our Darwinian selves. And that need to stare, that same primal need to rubberneck the situation, that lizard like, cerebral instinctual drive to learn from the mistakes of others. This is because we are hardwired to survive. For those who see this generation for what it is, a direct threat to our very survival and the very survival of our country. A country built upon the ideals of personal survival. Our ability to flourish in an open system of capitalism has been proven for centuries . PS don't think i'm not painfully aware that the intellectualls out there are going to wonder why it took me a thousand words to call someone "selfish and lazy", well I think that is too simple and the subject too important not to mention how this attitude has and does work it's way through every aspect of life and the wrechage left behind in its wake.
The Ideals of the far left have woven their way through this group since man discovered marijauna and the pillow itself was invented, notions of comrades suddenly sprung up all over. The whole notion leaves the REAL weak, the lame, the whole welfare society are the ones who feel the real weight of these "selfless systems" these are the very people that aren't taken care of by it's own society, relegated to the shaddows while everyone elses hand is in the pie screaming "somebody take care of me" contingency, fundementaly than the kid I knew who committed suicide in 10th grade because he didn't feel the teachers had the right to give him homework and of course his "crazy parents " demanded he get a high school degree. Ya gotta admit work just aint their thing.
These Ideals are all well and good (aside from the lazy piece of crap business, many of us have dabbled with the notion) In fact the whole gig could even be considered "Christlike" if not for the fact that we can innevitably help more people from a place of success rather than a place of inertia. And the biggest road block on the way to a perfect world a world with Bob Marley's "One love" blaring from every street corner..... It goes against all we know about the overwhelming instincts of Joe and marry Sixpack. In short (I know The Bazaar short?) Man cares about himself (and his family) or his ability to score the hottest wife possible. Man then cares about how his own success can bring comfort and prestige to himself and his family.....NOT HIS FRIENDs or even more "out there" the idea of giving a real percentage of ones own wealth to our poverty stricken....ney we are more apto blame them for their own social standing...and who are we not to....it's a free country.....still...I think....I hope!.
Find me one man who put another in front of himself, financially, completely and I'll take this all back. That cruel fact remains that every social experiment that even flirts with the notion to date including Lenon, Mao and the Kmer Rouge themselves have lead to broken down societies after the necessary cleansing of life. But nothing crazy only those who chose to have faith in a "god" other than the progenetor of each philosophy, or those who could read or worse yet wish to think for themselves. In fact most highly worshipped amongst those on most commie wish lists. Lenon and Mao, both of them number ones with a bullet, turned productive farming systems that overfed their countries into countries stricken by starvatiostandstill in less time than 2 years. Systems that took centuries to build under the steady and faithful eye of free capatalism. The reason is simple and identical in both situations. In the capitalist system the farmers had their lives invested in their land and it's ensuing ability to yield successful crop after crop. For one reason and one reason only: for the betterment of his personal life. As soon as the farmers land was taken from them and shared with the whole town niether the farmer or anyone else had reason enough to care, to toil into the night, to work his ass off.
I entertain this line of thought I see the socialistic values that will be necessary to support these lost souls these aimless GED'rs. Who care nothing concerning the climbing of any social ladders. in fact anarchy often comes to mind when Isee the "Them" VS "Us" mentality run rampant through the collective mind intensified by the constant communication due to the onslaught of it's technology. When these cooks aren't sitting around a denny's till all hours of the night they are text messaging e-mailing or I-Ming eachother. safety in numbers and now these anarchist like cooks can gather in chat rooms from all over the country. Qouting the likes of marylon manson and his ilk. At the end of the proverbial day: Generation "Y" or Why? asks
"why do have to work?"
"why do I have to finish school?"
"why do I have to show an ounce of respect for anyone when I have non for myself?"
"why should i care about America?...what has it done for me lately?"
"why should I work toward the future"
"why shouldn't the goverment or my parents support me forever"
"why can't I borrow some money for Best Buy today.... there is a new game available"
" Why can't I sit in the basement with my friends and play Xbox all day, jobs are boring"
"Why is the cough medicine gone? I was going to huff some this afternoon"
Now remember Generation X....good old generation X....and we thought they were bums! Not so fast, there is a stark difference between The Xs and the Y's
The X's would atleast work productively in the summer in order to buy a snowboard and gear. Dilegently working through the wind and cold all winter at a resort for a free pass in order to use the said gear, becoming very proficient in the process at least bringing home some olympic gold.
The Y's don't know how to work, much less, they don't care because they just play their snowboarding video games while pulling tubes of Blueberry or purple haze (pot).
Exhibit A. The Xs of the past who liked computors were mostly freightnely proficient in the very basics of computor technology. I never knew one who could not communicate in DOS to a hardrive. To them "fixing a computor was a well thought out and logical excercise in problem solving.
The Ys who like computors can pretty much just turn them on while offering up some sagely advice along the lines of: "try to reboot it dude....like turn it off and on or something"
Or something? What the hell is "Or Something?"
By now your asking what makes us think we can talk of such differences. aside from having a B.S. in sociology and having the chance to study both groups first by being a part of the "Xs" and by teaching them and second having Ys as employees...... mulling about aimlessly under my disgusted watchful eye for the past 6 years.
See the Y's have grown up in some severely wierd times. Children and parents alike are drugged up legaly at the mere mention of feeling "Blue" or having trouble concentrating which in my day was known as 'being a child'...now of course this bullshit has been given it's own latin clinical name so that the pharmacutical companies can zero in on it and sell you a "drug" to fix this or that.
Here is a typical modern story of a modern day drugged out adult. Our protagonist is just your average woman or man who after seeing a commercial describing how they felt (what it feels like to be human) and offered up the answer to all that ills one,..... as small and trifling as they might be, the answer is in a simple fun little colored pill.
It can easily go like this....They start out on an anti depresent...this makes them gain some weight .........they're scripted something to speed up the old metabilism after all how dare someone just watch what they eat or excersize for 5 minutes a day. Now they can't sleep so they quickly go on a narcotic to "Knock them out" at the end of the day...but now they can't get up in the morning....so the list of ailments grow and pretty soon they need a freaking steel safe to store their drugs so that their own gen Y son or daughter can't pop them all in yet another fleeting suicide bid concerning something about "not wanting to take a test the next day". End of story and now the once productive member of society who felt a little "blue" is now on complete disability. Strung out on a half a dozen assorted uppers and downers. True story! Go ahead and blame the "pharmacuetical machine" or your greedy Doctor on the take from such giant money making, dividen paying, international conglomerates, as Merck or Pfizer.
But I digress
like I said I would (ToppersBazaar offers a full apology and swears to go on ritalin or adderal so that we can remain focussed for longer than 2 seconds) The fact is it is the same media hype machine that turns regular soccer moms into drooling pill heads is the same fountain of knowledge society blindly guzzles information from. Willing to believe it all. All of the bullshit which has directly led us down the path to where we are today in the great traditionless midwest. this veritable wasteland of youth. Why so wasted? Why such a waste? you might ask if you still give a shit about anyone else but yourself. It's the parents people.... it's the parents! When someone owns an out of control dog we blame the owner right? So how is a parent any less responsable for this child. One who is so proud of their GED that they get it embossed in gold and frame it. An achievment which demonstrates a complete lack of initiative has become a symbol of "success". These socialy inept card carrying felons, our modern offspring have just about lost they're complete ability to give a shit about anything. Walking around, assess on full display, slumped over with a stature that purveys a sense that just carrying around they're own bodies is to much to ask from them.
A metaphor came to me the other day describing the difference between societies that have some tradition to fall back on ( a sort of invisible force that binds us together in a very specific ORDER as to what come next in ones life. this keeps society moving along in a productive manner. Now the older an more established regions in our world have this order. A perfect example would be Germany with it's ageless traditions which bind children to their families and their country giving them the motivation to work hard in the process of glorifying each of those institutions. Our own North east. Boston, New York, Philadelphia, washington. these are places with a tangible past and an ensuing future .....a "drumbeat"..... if you will. Remember how people would describe someone who is different as someone who marches to a different drumbeat. it's true back east and in Europe or India for that matter (the country with the largest middle class on earth surpassing us on their wat to becoming an affluent country.)
Now what this drumbeat is is that sense create by expectation to BE SOMETHING to MAKE something out of ones own life. Back east you were not only marching foward but you had a clear and present track to follow. You had an older brother a cousin or simply your own parents who would relentlessly and endlessly chide you into being all you can be. A path that included going to school and finishing school. If school was not for you . You can betchyer ass that the person has their "trade" or what-not figured out by the time they graduate college. Even the school guidence counselors are "on you" from day one of school as far as figuring out your own vocation. Anyhow I tried to figure out what "drumbeat" these lost midwest souls march to and that is when it struck me. That was the problem in an allegorical nutshell. There is NO DRUMBEAT AROUND HERE. Kids just aimlessly walk in circles in search for the next fleeting "high" thinking and hoping this lifestyle will carry them through life. Throwing themselves against this invisable wall known as life and constantly winding up on the ground wondering what went wrong. All the while life marches right on by. The past generations and the out of towners with their belief systems that include working hard and achieving. moving constantly foward in attempt to carve meaning out of the reality given to each of us. Yup it's invisable and if you don't march along with it you can only march against it and it is hard, harder than anything on earth to watch as progress marches on, leaving you in a dustbowl with a sky that is a million square miles big adding to the growing sense of meaningless. You become a mere speck amongst the giant wheel of life forevor cranking foward forevor leaving you behind. The problem is this great midwest system has no horizen in several ways. No past or future only the great wide open skies filled with nothing but NOW. "Y" can't we have it now? "Y" do i need to show a proper succession of jobs on paper? Y do I need to earn a degree in school when it's so easy just to go take the GED test. The fact is the world doesn't need you to have this shining resume' with it's examples of achievements because of what skills each area brings or the knowledge picked up in this or that class. College degrees and resume's are for one thing only. To show how long a person can "stick something out" before "burning out". For instance achieving a 4 year degree shows that ine can start school and finish it. It implies the character most desired in an employee. The ability to get on board with something and stay on board for as long as possible. The specific skills concerning most jobs have little to do with what was learned in a specific sense. But, if you have succeeded in staying with certain jobs while you stay with certain schools the people hiring know you have what it takes to learn a system and stick with it.
Now think of the chjild who has no DRUMBEAT whatsoever to march along with. No clear path to follow. Chances are the siblings are just as lost as eachother so you can't follow in your "brother or sisters footsteps" when they only lead in circles innevitably winding up back in the basement. Bong in hand, Xboxes and play stations humming along. A droning sound which best exemplifies the static nature of they're lives. Now as I said befor the guilt the parents feel makes them unable to imbibe a belief system onto they're children which entails finishing things that they start. Now when the parents do instil this character they do it automatically because that is how they were raised. Whenever the system breaks down the information ceases to pass from one generation to the next. I am stunned at how afraid parents are these days of losing the "love' of they're own chidren not realizing all along that they are slapping a death sentence on each and everyone of them.
Our modern day adolescence. A mixed bag Child who cares about nothing more than the next bag of weed or the next freeby from Mom or Dad whoever the bigger sucker is I guess. Now all I know is that these freaks are dropped off on my front door seeking employment. The only problem is they have non of the needed skills in order to be worth 2 dollars an Hour much less 7, 8, or 9. Again I blame the parents and society.
I believe the parents combined with a "culture" of instant gratification are the two main culprits in this "Whodunnit". I believe the parents in all of these cases share one thing in common.....guilt and fear:
Guilt over being single divorced and unable to give their child the full treatment that can only be found in the nuclear family unit....you remember what that is right? A mom AND a dad. One to smack(read-motivate) and one to nurture. Instead the child, because of fear of rejection, is handed what they want in a desperate bid from the parent to win over the approval of this child who is being destroyed as far as ever becoming an independent cog in our social wheel. Motivated by a sense of individualism and desire to be a fully conscious member of society ...instead meet our zonked out unconscious psuedo thug with a pentient for rap music, bitches and Ho's, free money, killer weed and a pocket full of painkillers. That's right folks the very future of our country "rides like that". Windows and pants way way down, bass and underwear cranked way way up and bloodstreams overflowing with chemicals, some legal some not but just the same chock full of drug counts higher than Kieth Richards on prom night.
In the final solution though where must this dopey XBox player go for his instant gratification after the playstation wears off and the drugs lose their luster and appeal!....Now trust me the drugs aren't the problem. My friends all did them and are now kings of industry and heart surgeons or the like. It's the way this generation Y seem to ride them straight down like a roller coaster to hell ......do not pass school do not pick up a degree just go directly to having a subscription to Hightimes and it's next stop...... hell.
Another problem with these pharmacueticaly engineered kids is while they are pumped up with dopamine uptakes and seratonin boosters their natural system of receptor sites have all been artificially filled creating zombies that need more than just a little bit of weed to "get off" after all this kid has been Jacked up on ritalin (one molecule from being Meth) for half of his life already ....in short they come out of GED school with two issues concerning drugs. First of all their tolerance is way way up from being cranked up 24 hours. And they also come fresh out with a pre-disposed need for these dopamine enhancing drugs....Dig it...Why do you think they call it Dope anyway. Now, they don't just puff a little weed. For them nothing is too wierd, cough medicine by the gallon, animal tranquilizer mddm, dmt abc and xyz and of course add to that an unhealthy sttraction with the dark side, the ones who gloryfy depression as a way of being cool...enter the goths and the trench coat goofballs. They read books written by such idiots as Maryln Manson because he's a "genious".....Right?. To each his own but doesn't the love for the "make-upped one' deserves pause when his habit of public self mutilation is looked at a little more closer. Let's face it someone who slashes themselves for entertainment is screwed permanently and nothing healthy can come from delving into personalities as such.
Back in my day we never took anti-depressents . You know why? Because we weren't allowed to be depressed. It wasn't an option. it was synonomys with weakness. After all if a few beers at the end of the day can't release enough dopamine and seratonin that you chill out then you have a problem. And that's all you have. Just another problem the bittersweet side effect of being a human. There is joy to be found in almost every experience....cry a little tears are fun. Go running. Better yet find a job that you have a peronal interest. And above all instead of endlessly judging your fellow man try to serve them instead. Do something that makes them happy. I promise you this is the only path to happiness. Whether you are a red vneck bastard or an affluent right wing snob. try to expand your horizons but never ever lose site of your ultimate goal. Leave that horizon clear and present.....without it you will become just another part of that giant sucking sound. Another problem with this resides in americas other fascination . Tiredness and Lack of motivation. That's right though it takes energy to accomplish the above and from my key-pad to God's eyes Why the hell doesn't generation Y have any energy?....maybe it's as simple as Y as in, "why should they?"
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Progressive Europe versus The "Progressive American dream"....why IT can't work!I am going to leave our English tea toteling friends out of this entire equation as I speak of some Euro issues . Why? Because the British are not even in the same league as the French or Germans and unless you've been sleeping
in dirt bed for the last year, I mean the British have been sending their young men and women out to die for our cause while the aforementioned cash their post-dated Sadaam checks. Also my neighbors are British and hey, I don't need the hassle.
So let's just concentrate on the Germans since it's so easy and just for the hell of it whatever I say about them you can consider it having been said about the French too. These countries have embraced the secular at every turn opting instead to leap before seriously looking into the implications of a society of single mothers raising amoral mini euro-eminems (seen it) in fact they have done away with any real respect for religion ages ago, the fact is the whole divine right of kings and the churches murky past (Medici's) killed it. I mean it's pretty hard to respect God when his local representatives are more akin to hanging around the nearby guillotine pit more than he does the "Cathedrals" that cost the tax payers a gatrillion dollars (which they have since re-couped in T-shirt sales, grave rubbings and all manner of tourism income.
Religion, so there is one tradition they are doing without (but note-my core argument as to why we can't compare the USA to Europe is the very fact that these countries have so many rich and deeply held traditions that they can actually do without religion (for a period of time), in other words the absence of a few traditions in Europe doesn't neccesarily lead to an instant cultural collapse. This is due to the fact that the plethera of other traditions more or less act as the glue that keeps the culture held together. I have lived in Europe and they have a tradition for practicaly every hour of the day. This keeps the youth in a "track" of sorts. A "norm" if you will. Now think about the traditions in the typical american day: "breakfast with the family?" Gone!
"Respect for elders and teachers?" Gone!
"Taking school seriously?" Gone!
"Dinner with the family! Gone
"Evenings spent with the family?" Gone!
"Interest in sports on a competative level" Gone!
"Interest in organized religion" Gone! all gone, one by one gone gone gone!
"Another day another tradition" Gone!
Now, some of you may be too young to remember when family's could sit and watch TV together for hours without catching 68 commercials for "erectile disfunction" or the latest "happy pill". I mean c'mon these commercials are ridiculous in fact in comparison they make the Janet Jackson debacle seem downright innocent. Now it's abnormal to feel a little bit "sad" every now and then..."here eat this!" the commercial says, then the side effects kick in...fear not we can fix that also...Like, what you can't sleep now?" "eat this then". What you are gaining weight?" "Well eat this" .....Now what started as a short period of sadness has left someone drug addled and on disability. I've seen it people. In fact watching the tv with your children these days is only second worse to them watching it alone. Or worse even surfing our porn saturated internet with sites dedicated to the beauty of anerexia filled with pictures of chicks on their death bed with captions reading "check out these bones baby?" Like, can the world get any sicker? And like seriously, did I just say "like"?
Anyhow back to Europa. It is through their very traditions that they have been able to uphold their cultures while seemingly losing so many to that American export known in short as Hollywood. That right there is the crux of the problem with comparing the USA to Europe can you even think of an American tradition "hot Dogs and Apple pie" what kinda’ glue are they to hold up a society in the face of a crisis of faith. And by "faith" I don't just mean religion. I mean faith in anything. Our Political institution has been beating itself up pretty damn good with the help of the media and check out our youth (our very future) have no faith in their own futures if they did then more than 50% would get their high school diplomas (at least here in Colorado) I blame the guilt ridden single parents for needing to be their childs "best friend" instead of their Parents. Or that sick dynamic known as the "my little man" syndrom. You've seen it when the woman swears off real men and fantasize that all of their needs can be met by their son or their "little man" ...now THAT'S alot of pressure for the average toddler. Parents need to communicate what life is all about to their wayward kids BEFORE they become wayword burdens on society. It's simple! Kids need to be told IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that "when you are out of High School you are out of the house and ON YOUR OWN unless of course God-willing they go on to college then the "kicking out of the nest" begins post graduation". I have tought in the inner city in Philly so I got a real close look at the "modern" Parent/child dynamic. It's actualy more befitting to call it the Child/parent dynamic. The ACLU has completely flipped it around . I met a woman who smacked her child...well, the teachers, ala the aclu, are told to elicit this info from the children. In this case they coaxed the incident out of the child (nazi like)...the woman got out on an 80K bail and 4 years and 60K in lawyer fees later she is finnaly getting her son back. That's right the strong arm of the left...the ACLU have literaly taken away your power to discipline your child how you desire. And no I'm not for "beatings" per say but some "wild boys" need a good slap every now and then in fact if I myself had not recieved my due I would surely be lying in a gutter somewhere right now sniffing the end of a gasoline hose for cheap free high to kill the pain of the reality of my life. It's called the "ability to grasp future probabilities" and kids today don't seem to have been taught one lick about the impending realities they will face if they keep lying around playing x-box and smoking pot.....Like this one ex CSU student who enlightened me to a typical conversation in the dorms they go like this, think lazy and drawn out "Hey man I can't feel my legs"...."ha ha ha dude I'm going to keep doing bong hits until I can't feel my brain"! ..."Whoa" pot head number one answers "that's dope...I gotta try that next...by the way dude do you think if i smoke this whole ounce of weed tonight I will be able to learn my history just by osmosis ...you know dude like sleeping on the book or something...."sounds like a brilliant Idea man....I think we're both geniouses"! and so it went night after night week after week until my friend could not stand the fake gang bang tough shit pussy crap from kids who grew up in Highlands ranch acting like they are Brooklyn thugs because they listened to some Puffy...please!.... and not owning two businesses with a masters degree. In fact to be perfectly honest my choice of "social sciences" for a degree has put me in the position where I am constantly noticing trends in society and trust me we have been trending DOWN for a long time now.
So on the surface these Eurodopey countries seem to be doing all right but a closer look shows countries buckling under there own bloated, social program loving(a system made possible by the fact that the USA puts all of its extra money into the military that defends the entire free world leaving the rest of these countrys like canada billions of extra money to provide these benefits which in the end are worse than ours anyway due to the lack of competition). A friend of mine in Europe says he knows of many people who are 50 now and have been on the "dole" (read-welfare) since they got out of school. Trust me the "Dole" in Europe ain't that bad in fact it's better than being middle class because the middle class has to PAY for all of this DOLING. The sad part is If Hillary gets into office you can bet 8/10ths of your paycheck that you will be paying for that said 50% of drop-outs in America. talk about traditions, getting a high school diploma was the least acceptable accomplishment in the past, now it's like if you beat "halo" on your X-Box and you nab a GED your a superstar. Where have all the standards gone? Yeah while I'm on the subject if you are 19 when you graduate you are called a "super-senior .....20 and you are a super super senior...tell me that isn't hysterical? But at who's expense?
There is a 75% tax rate in France ....ummm make that 85% if you have 2 kids. I hear you all....."yes but they all have health care"! Tell me then why did my german girfriend choose to pay cash for treatment in the states when she coulda' had it for free in Germany? I tell you why, because for that particular thyroid problem in the states they treat the thyroid (costly? yes) But guess how their standard, "no second opinion" health care system deals with this particular health problem? They just chop it out and put you on hormones for the rest of your life, leaving a cute 6 inch Frankenstein like incision right across there neck just about from one ear to the next. I guess they have yet to discover "micro-surgery" where you do all of the work through a tiny incision that barely even leaves a scar. A technique the USA perfected 30 years ago. Why? Simple. Competition. Free market competition. Without which you have no reason whatsoever to strive to be the best. Why bother when the laziest doctor gets the same pay as the one who altruisticaly stays late working on a medical problem. Oh right here is where the left make the most fundemental of errors. They think that men will work for other men and strive to be the best with no incentive to do so other than their brotherly love. Wanna see some brotherly love? Stand in line at a gas station and watch how people act toward each other "brotherly love?" we are lucky right now if we don't kill each other fighting over the last pack of Marlboro lights........uhhhh out of the goodness of my heart my ass. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Too tired today yesterday and tomorrow in fact i have it penciled into to my calender that I only have enough time for me...me...me..unless of course you give me INCENTIVES to work harder.....Get it yet? I worked for the government another time in this job we faked work for 2 hours and slept for the next 6 getting payed for a full 8 yeah I was only 14 but I saw it clearly as the knowledge of our laziness was copied straight up the supervisor chain. Again no competition....NO REAL WORK!
On the economic front though the main thing we don't hear about here though is their staggering unemployment numbers. Should we mention the 25% youth unemployment in France right now. while we are on the subject There is not a European that wouldn't sell there own children to have 5.6% which our current rate. Depending on your source, 5% is almost impossible and economists have always believed that at 6% everyone who wants a job has one. So for the left to run around screaming about jobs is kinda’ of ridiculous when the trends all point to Job growth on the rise. Jobs are always the last indicator of any state of the economy.
Overall what this has done has left a new disenfranchised group of young people in Europe and now our own little suburban EMINEM wannabe thugs, in Europe though were not talking about youth groups looking to hand out candy to poor children, where talking about youth groups that are lookin' for someone to blame for there problems and there lookin' to do some serious blaming today! Not next week. When you go to a "football' game in Germany there are no less than 200 heavily armed paramilitary lookin' troops at each subway stop just to keep the skin heads from playing "subway soccer" with some foreigner’s head or someone who at least looks foreign. Believe me I was relieved to be of German Irish and English descent, I didn't stand out and I wasn't about to give away my American accent either for fear that I'd be next in line to play "chicken" with a speeding U-Bahn. It's in places like train stations that the trouble starts because your giving these idiots a few minutes to reflect on there dire futures. (our own 18-20 set also known as "generation Y" why do I need to work...on and on....ad nauseum, but the devil truly does find work for idle hands (why the hell do you think I'm pecking away at this keyboard right now anyway). In Germany the Turkish have been taking the brunt of it for about the last 30 since they came over as "guest workers" (sound familiar). For the most part our Hebrew friends have been safe, too many Jewish "watchdog" groups. trust me though no-one really gives a hoot what happens to the Turkish over there, or blacks, or Asians. Americans are another matter altogether, I’m sure everyone got the “memo” that this particular group spends a lot of tourist dollars . . (Note- Germany is the most schizophrenic country on the planet. You see on one hand they have so much to be proud of i.e. BMW and Mercedes, and so many other developements like the precursor rocket to the Apollo mission was the U2 rocket, germany's own little answer to opposing armies. Seriously though you name it! Wether it be knives or underwear these kooks take serious pride in every product they make every hour they work and every job they do. They do this because their traditions are so plentiful and deep that they don't need orginized religion to maintain a sense of tradition...from marriage to funerals...when it counts you'll find every german with their "spiff on" and taking the situation seriously. Seriosly folks talk about being serious? Right now we're hard pressed in this country to find a kid between 18-20 that even takes their life seriously...oh except for X-box and their newest half "tricked out" Honda piece of crap. That's why European countries seem to handle being "progressive" because they have so much culture to carry them along...(oh yeah let's not forget the trillions of dollars all of these liberal countries get to spend on social programs while we supply the armed forces to protect all of our freedoms)...freeloaders....sheesh think about it at least we used to have the measely Ten Commandments...but Noooo the left needs us to sweep them under the rug right along with all of the inner city students that act as if they have no idea at all what they are supposed to do.....Umm how about go to school? How about some kind of serious trade knowledge.....if you don't . They are smart but at the same time they do nothing but "follow". I witnessed one particular example of this behavior that really stands out in my mind. Picture a four lane road, you could see clearly for a mile in each direction. 20-30 people stood motionless on each side of the road until that walking light turned GREEN. I was long gone by then, in fact so far gone I don’t even think they crossed the street (god forbid the light breaks). On top of that I have never seen so much as a single German litter a gum wrapper or even flirt with breaking a single law "seat belts everyone". Damn let's face it these people know how to follow orders. Period.
And now for a chilling experience I had with my German girlfriends father. I think it was Thanksgiving or something, the Goedeke' house was abuzz, after some Sauerbraten, Spaetzl and my personal favorite Spargelcremesuppe. We had the "traditional" after dinner drink. Bubby, Grandpa, Mr. and Mrs. Godeke' My girlfriend, her 13 year old Anorexic sister Moved into the formal living room and began our trip down memory lane. We passed around the Nazi yearbook, pictures of great grandpa (dead) and Gramps himself who I must admit had me "marked" from the start and kept a sharp eye on me the whole time I was at the house. It was clear that I was dealing with revisionists here when I sensed no sense of shame It was clear that I was dealing with revisionists here when I sensed not an ounce of shame whatsoever, talking about those kooky wars was like talking about the new 740 Beemer. It was detached from reality but the sense of joy and accomplishement was palapable But hey, these Germans were good, no, no i must say they were excellent and I must admit I couldn't help but feeling a tinge of pride at my own German heritage. Well since my very soul was at risk now I had to make a clean break for it......It was imperative that I remove myself from this dangerous irrational state of exuberance I found myself in, I mean I was in real danger of suffering a deep Karmic scar (payable at some future time..of course usually when I will least expect it....Ya ever notice that?), But shit, we were gone, spellbound, koo koo, too much Yeagermiester, consumed in conjunction with our own silly pride in German accomplishments..... In fact I had my own daily reminder of German excellence, my 330ci coup that can deccelerate from 90 to 40mph in less than 20ft ...no skidding and no shaking....etc. In fact at this point nothing, not even the sacred cows (the world wars) were up for grabs ...our morals flew out the window at an alarming clip...It was ridiculous, now "they" (notice the change to 3rd person) flirted with quantum probabilities of world domination ( New Berlin, Phila Munich )"their"own sick little thoughts of a German speaking world...... I mean c'mon if not for some intense serious American ass kicking "Act 3" might have actually worked I mean they had some excellent oppurtunities to work the kinks during One and Two! ...BAMM All the sudden upon realizing how far I'd sunking into this German "wine fueled" state of nationalism ...how far and how fast we all descended into this ridiculousb state of "self love"? "this hysteria must stop NOW! I thought." ...ummmmm at least for me! So, I decided,"escape the mass hysteria, the mass hallucination".... so as I slithered off to the porch as innocently as possible so as not to arrise any suspicion in Gramps and seriously maybe some fresh air just might wake me from this wayward state of mind. Guess who came out to meet me for a little Chat between men. Heir Goedeke' himself, her father, ... I immediately thanked God it wasn't "grampa Goebles" the proud Nazi. I then proceeded to sit and get chatted at. He only made one point mand he made it well. He made it well like the Germans make cars and rockets, Fast and sure! How was I to know? With just a few simple words and my future would completely change. He said to me " Heir Topper no matter what you hear during your stay, German's don't like You, Your not a German and Germans don't like foreigners and that's pretty much the bottom line". the funny thing is though the guy was honestly trying to "help" me, like keeping me out of danger, you know? The next day they said their Good-byes and about two months later katrine and I said OUR good-byes.
Now that was a far-out weekend. T